![]() ![]() ![]() IAM: AYou sound like a mushy sad sac of grief underneath that latin anger and horribly designed tattoos.įC: Wow. IAM: How do you do that? By making them watch Kazaam?įC: You wanna die? You have a death wish? This isn’t funny anymore. See these tattooed tears on my face?įC: These are to remind me of the troubles I once faced as a boy. ![]() Agencies avoided me like the fat plague.įC: Not to mention I was Mexican. Do you know what it’s like being a fat kid in one of the worst movies to ever hit the screen. Ever since ‘Kazaam’, I’ve learned to defend myself from everyone. Do you have any kids?įC: No, but if I did I would hit them along with my black-eyed wife.įC: Rough past. I mean c’mon! Look at me!įC: I’m a badass! Badasses don’t have time for fairy crap. So we finished interviewing your buddy from ‘Free Willy 2: The adventure home” last week.įC: Nope. Francis Capra: I’m Francis Capra, I was the kid from Kazaam. ![]()
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